Ninjas or Pirates?

I now belive that the time has come to discuss the grave matters of "The Eternal Ninja-Pirate Battle". Who is the coolest? (Pinjas does not count! )

There is no denieng that there are benefits and disadvantages with both of them. I'm leaning a bit towords that pirates are cooler though since they can drink as much rom they want, speek funny are allowed to have really lon beards.

Unfortunantly though you might fall overboard or be forced to walk the plank which wouldn't be to fun And even worse you could be eaten by the cracken!

Still you would be allowed to have a pegleg, an eyepatch a parrot and more cool stuff which a ninja never would be allowd to have. :3

The only thing that is clear though is that the declining number of pirates has had quite an effect on the Global Avreage temprature.



But still the question remains who are the coolest? Pirates who can drink day and night, can board ships and pillage settlements and find or Ninjas who are stealthy, can throw Shuriken ("Ninja Stars") and they have Ninjutsu ´

hmm if Pinjas isn't counted.... Then I choose Nirates!

O.O

Do you know what a Nirate is Pozed? :S

ninjas hands down
2 ninjas could take out a whole pirate ship easy
and the pillaging thing with pirates... ninjas do it to its just called stealing
and no1 said ninjas cant drink all day and night or have eye patches
20ninjas could take out 500 pirates with no problem
stealth and deadly perfection>all

end of story

o and if any1 says "well pirates get guns" well so do some ninjas
and besides how can you shoot something that just apears ontop of you

kkthxbye you have now officialy been /roflstomped

To keep atleast one thread alive on this Forum I'm going to go with the pirates.

First of all a ninja has to rely on threir stelth without it he is nothing :3 A pirate on the other hand dosn't need any stealth since you can smell him from miles away. ^^

Secondly there is nothing cool with a guy dressed up in Latex! The whole idea gives me the chills seriously. D =

And thirdly and most important a pirate dosn't have to commit Seppuku if he makes a single sound.

lol fail... ninjas dont have to and usualy dont even wear latex
and a ninja would destroy a pirate 1v1 even w/o stealthing around

i think that pirates is coolest. because they had big ships and could plunder, drink, and do whatever they wanted. while ninjas can`t because they have strickt rules to follow